diff --git a/reactions.go b/reactions.go
index 1c5acdc..4108e0b 100644
--- a/reactions.go
+++ b/reactions.go
@@ -32,7 +32,6 @@ func reactions(message model.Message) (string, bool) {
 		reactionContent = decisions(message.From, message.Content)
 	case "!dadjoke":
 		reactionContent = jokeTrigger()
-
 	}
 
 	return reactionContent, reactionContent != ""
diff --git a/trollLauncher.go b/trollLauncher.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..47f67e9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/trollLauncher.go
@@ -0,0 +1,55 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+	"math/rand"
+	"strings"
+)
+
+func troll(nick, msg string) string {
+	const TROLL_USAGE = "Usage: !troll <nick>"
+
+	msg = strings.Trim(msg, "!troll ")
+	if len(msg) > 1 || len(msg) < 1 {
+		return TROLL_USAGE
+	}
+
+	target := string(msg)
+	numTrolls, dmg, dmgType := launchTrolls()
+
+	switch dmg {
+	case "":
+		return "The troll launcher has malfunctioned."
+	case "miss":
+		return "Wha?! The trolls missed! That, like, never happens!"
+	}
+
+	return nick + " fires " + numTrolls + " at " + target + ", dealing " + dmg + " points of " + dmgType + " damage!"
+}
+
+func launchTrolls() (numTrolls, dmg, dmgType string) {
+	damage_type := [13]string{"bludgeoning", "piercing", "slashing", "cold", "fire", "acid", "poison",
+		"psychic", "necrotic", "radiant", "lightning", "thunder", "force"}
+
+	trolls := rand.Intn(10)
+	if trolls == 0 {
+		return string(trolls), "", ""
+	}
+
+	dmg = trollDamage(trolls)
+
+	return string(trolls), dmg, damage_type[rand.Intn(12)]
+}
+
+func trollDamage(trolls int) string {
+	i := 0
+	trollDmg := 0
+	for i < trolls {
+		trollDmg += rand.Intn(20)
+	}
+
+	if trollDmg == 0 {
+		return "miss"
+	}
+
+	return string(trollDmg)
+}