After years of research into software development practices, we finally arrived at the first truly perfect piece of software.
Perfect™ does nothing. Precisely nothing. That's how good it is.
Imagine the situation: You need to do nothing. BAM! Perfect™ does exactly that and not a single thing more.
Perfect™ works on all operating systems (past and future) due to its insanely modular architecture. It doesn't even need to be installed to work. If you need to do nothing, Perfect™ is just the thing for you.
You should verify you have a genuine, untouched version of Perfect™. You can easily do this with cryptographic tools.
The SHA256 fingerprint of Perfect™ is e3b0c44298fc1c149afbf4c8996fb92427ae41e4649b934ca495991b7852b855.
Fun fact: it actually has the same fingerprint as /dev/null. What are the odds?
Someone was bragging that they write perfect bug-free software and we kinda wanted to one-up them.
GPL, obviously.