/vg/ holidays

Resources/Locale/en-US/holiday/greet/holiday-greet.ftl

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 ## Generic Congrats
 
-holiday-greet = Have a happy {$holidayName}!
+holiday-greet = Happy {$holidayName} Everybody!
 
 ## Holiday Names
 
-holiday-name-new-year = New Year
-holiday-name-mister-lizard = Mister Lizard's Birthday
-holiday-name-chinese-new-year = Chinese New Year
+holiday-name-new-year = New Year's Day
 holiday-name-groundhog-day = Groundhog Day
 holiday-name-valentines-day = Valentine's Day
-holiday-name-birthday13 = Birthday of Space Station 13
 holiday-name-random-kindness = Random Acts of Kindness Day
-holiday-name-leap-day = Leap Day
-holiday-name-miku-day = Hatsune Miku Day
 holiday-name-pi-day = Pi Day
 holiday-name-st-patricks-day = St. Patrick's Day
 holiday-name-easter = Easter
-holiday-name-april-fool-day = April Fools Day
+holiday-name-april-fool-day = April Fool's Day
 holiday-name-autism-awareness-day = Autism Awareness Day
-holiday-name-cosmonautics-day = Cosmonautics Day
 holiday-name-four-twenty = Four-Twenty
-holiday-name-tea-day = National Tea Day
 holiday-name-earth-day = Earth Day
-holiday-name-anzac-day = Anzac Day
-holiday-name-birthday14 = Birthday of Space Station 14
 holiday-name-labor-day = Labor Day
 holiday-name-firefighter-day = Firefighter's Day
-holiday-name-mothers-day = Mother's Day
+holiday-name-vg-birthday = /vg/station Anniversary
 holiday-name-owl-and-pussycat-day = Owl and Pussycat Day
-holiday-name-towel-day = Towel Day
-holiday-name-mommi-day = MoMMI Day
-holiday-name-garbage-day = Garbage Day
+holiday-name-world-bee-day = World Bee Day
+holiday-name-international-clown-day = International Clown Day
 holiday-name-international-picnic-day = International Picnic Day
-holiday-name-fathers-day = Father's Day
 holiday-name-summer-solstice = Summer Solstice
-holiday-name-stonewall-riots-anniversary = Stonewall Riots Anniversary
 holiday-name-doctor-day = Doctor's Day
 holiday-name-ufo-day = UFO Day
-holiday-name-us-independence-day = US Independence Day
 holiday-name-writers-day = Writer's Day
-holiday-name-bastille-day = Bastille Day
 holiday-name-friendship-day = Friendship Day
 holiday-name-beer-day = Beer Day
 holiday-name-talk-like-a-pirate-day = Talk-Like-a-Pirate Day
-holiday-name-programmers-day = Programmers' Day
-holiday-name-bisexual-pride-day = Bisexual Pride Day
 holiday-name-stupid-questions-day = Stupid-Questions Day
 holiday-name-animals-day = Animal's Day
 holiday-name-smiling-day = Smiling Day
-holiday-name-lesbian-day = Lesbian Day
-holiday-name-canadian-thanksgiving = Thanksgiving in Canada
-holiday-name-spirit-day = Spirit Day
+holiday-name-boss-day = Boss' Day
+holiday-name-space-asshole = St. Space Asshole's Day
 holiday-name-halloween = Halloween
 holiday-name-vegan-day = Vegan Day
-holiday-name-armistice-day = Armistice Day
 holiday-name-kindness-day = Kindness Day
-holiday-name-life-day = Life Day
-holiday-name-flowers-day = Flower's Day
-holiday-name-transgender-remembrance-day = Transgender Day of Remembrance
-holiday-name-saying-hello-day = Saying Hello Day
-holiday-name-thanksgiving = Thanksgiving in the United States
-holiday-name-sinterklaas = Sinterklaas
+holiday-name-flowers-day = Flowers Day
+holiday-name-saying-hello-day = Saying-'Hello' Day
+holiday-name-sinterklaas = Sinterklaasfeest
 holiday-name-human-rights-day = Human-Rights Day
 holiday-name-monkey-day = Monkey Day
-holiday-name-mayan-doomsday = Mayan Doomsday Anniversary
+holiday-name-mayan-doomsday = End of the World
+holiday-name-orgasm-day = Orgasming Day
+holiday-name-christmas-eve = Christmas Eve
 holiday-name-christmas = Christmas
-holiday-name-festive-season = Festive Season
 holiday-name-boxing-day = Boxing Day
+holiday-name-new-years-eve = New Year's Eve
 holiday-name-friday-thirteenth = Friday the 13th
-holiday-name-national-coming-out-day = National Coming Out Day
-holiday-name-pride-month = Pride Month
-
-## Custom congrats
-
-holiday-custom-cosmonautics-day = On this day over 600 years ago, Comrade Yuri Gagarin first ventured into space!
-holiday-custom-mothers-day = Happy Mother's Day in most of the Americas, Asia, and Oceania!
-holiday-custom-bastille-day = Do you hear the people sing?
-holiday-custom-friendship-day = Have a magical Friendship Day!
-holiday-custom-talk-like-a-pirate-day = Ye be talkin' like a pirate today or else ye'r walkin' tha plank, matey!
-holiday-custom-halloween = Have a spooky Halloween!
-holiday-custom-kindness-day = Go do some random acts of kindness for a stranger!
-holiday-custom-christmas = Have a merry Christmas!
-holiday-custom-festive-season = Have a nice festive season!